I did this back in September of 2010, upon hearing all about the backlash concerning the game. Thought that setting it to the tune of a Shirley Temple song seemed to suit things, so here it is:
Shirley Temple – Come and Get Your Happiness
Why are many gamers’ faces
Frown a lot like they got screwed
Money money that’s what 2K wants
And milks like crazy loons
Of course they made a big mistake
Wealth and greediness, that sucks
And all them download packs cost bucks
There’s millions worth of angry players
And megabytes of cut content
This game’s short of real success
Mafia 2’s a horrid mess.
There’s billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2’s a horrid mess.
I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass
There’s loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax
Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri’s depressed
‘Cause Mafia 2’s a horrid mess.
