Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
Office. There are two friends talking to each other:
-Hey, what are you cutting from this newspaper ?
-Article about that husband killed his wife, because she was still searching his pockets…
-And what will you do with this ?
-I’ll hide it in my pocket!
Wife says to his husband:
-Honey, tomorrow it’s our wedding anniversary ? How will we celebrate it ?
Husband after a while:
-Maybe minute of silence ?
Man and a woman have lived with each other since 50 years. When the wife was asked, how is it possible, she said:
-Through all my life I’ve been thinking that arguing is not good for marriage. In case of an argument, it’s needed to leave home and go for a long walk.
-And where is your husband ?
-Like everyday – in the morning he went for a walk…
Two female neighbours are talking to each other:
-Why have you mounted a rear mirror near to the TV set ?
-It’s very comfortable. In this way, I can look at my husband when he’s washing the dishes!