Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
I see you like my jokes :cheer: That motivated me to post more of them.
Long time ago there was some town. And in this town there was very scary dragon. Citizens couldn’t stand it, so they asked for help one of the three knights, hanging around the town.
-Our Great Knight – they say – help us, dragon is raping virgins, killing men, eating kids and women.
Great Knight said:
-Give me one month so that I’ll be able to make a plan.
Citizens said:
-What ? After one month, it will kill us all!
And they went to the second knight.
-Average Knight, help us… etc.
He said they must give him two months to make a plan, so they went to the third knight.
-Little Knight, help us… etc.
Little Knight got his sword, put his armor on, got his horse ready and he was about to leave. So the citizens asked him:
-How does it go ? Our beloved Little Knight, Great Knight wanted to think one month, Average Knight two months and you’re ready to fight immediately ?
Little Knight says:
-There’s nothing to think about, it’s good to get the hell out of there!
Santa Claus came to Ethiopia and he talked to children:
-Why are you so thin ?
-Cause we haven’t been eating anything since one month.
-What ? If you haven’t been eating, you won’t get your gifts.
Zorro goes to his lady, riding his horse and orders him:
-You’ll wait here, cause when her husband arrives, I will jump from the window and we’ll run away.
He’s at her apartment, they have fun and, suddenly, there’s horrible knocking at the door. Zorro jumped out, lady opened the door and he saw horse, who said:
-Tell Zorro, that I’m waiting here, cause there’s big rain outside…
Behind seven mountains, seven rivers and seven forests there was a queen living there and she was speaking like this:
-Shit, I have a very long way everywhere!