Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
Some famous sentences (to be taken with humour)
‘The only reason why God created a man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Mark Twain, American novelist (1835-1910)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Elbert Hubbard, American writer (1856-1915)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Edgar Bergen, American comedian (1903-1978)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Bill Bryson, American writer (1951-)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘Travel is educational; it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]S. Barry Lipkin, American songwriter (1942-)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Charles Anderson Dana, American journalist (1819-1897)[/align:1ij4indo]
‘In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.’
[align=right:1ij4indo]Billy Connelly[/align:1ij4indo]