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Desert in Africa. Four black guys are carrying white in a horrible heat. Suddenly, one of them (black) falls. White says:
-Damn, again that flat tyre!
Supermarket. A women with a little child, who is screaming horribly, enters one of the shops. This child wants sth to drink. Women says:
-Be quiet, people are staring at us.
Child is screaming a bit more. Woman says again:
-I’ve said – be quiet!
Child is screaming horribly. Some guy arrives and asks:
-Your child is thirsty, isn’t it ?
-Yes, it does.
-So buy a watermelon; kid will eat sth and won’t be thirsty.
Woman says:
-You know what ? Fuck your dick with your feet, so you’ll fuck and dance!
Teacher asks young John:
-Clean the blackboard, will you ?
-No way!
-Clean it now!
-All right. Where’s the rug ?
-Look somewhere in the cupboard.
In the meantime, teacher says to the class:
-My lovely kids, what would you write on my grave, if I’ll die ?
John found the rug and says:
-Ah, here’s that rug hidden!
-This doctor is incredible! In a few seconds he healed my wife from all her health troubles.
-But how ?
-He said that these are the symptoms of incoming old age…