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Jokes told by my history teacher.
Reagan and Gorbatchov were running around the stadium. Reagan came first, Gorbatchov was second. And how the press described it ? Reagan was first from the beginning, and Gorbatchov was first from the end.
Another one
What Polish was doing in early morning in 80s ?
He was standing in the queue.
What American did in early morning in 80s ?
He called his bank to find out how much money he had.
And what Russian did in early morning in 80s ?
He stuck his medals from his pyjama to his uniform.
And the last one – found by me
Dad with his son went for a walk to the forest. Suddenly, his son saw a hedgehog in a grass. He asked dad if he can take it home. Dad agreed and he took animal home. During winter, he was feeding a hedgehog and giving him sth to drink. And when the spring came, a horn grew on its forehead and he flew away through opened window. Now it was clear that son brought from the forest not a hedgehog, but the hell knows what 😆