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Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”
Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a cock and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”
Billy shakes his head YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he askes this guy…
“Could you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it”
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and
she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young
boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going
to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him
do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the
old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.
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