Mafia Scene

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November 10, 2012 at 11:34 pm #16042

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that ‘help’ get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back with diet pills

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several

minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and

orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the

old man keeps staring at him. “What you

staring at, old man? Ain’t you ever done

anything wild in your time?”

“Yeah. I fucked a parrot once. I was

wondering if you were my son?”