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Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon. He gets out of his spaceship and says:
-This is a little step for human, but big for… Wait, what is it ?
He notices that close to him there’s a fire, where three man are sitting. They talk and eat sausages. It turn out that they’re from Ukraine, Egypt and Poland.
-What are you doing here – asks Armstrong.
-I was milking a cow and once there was an explosion in Chernobyl, I got there – says the one from Ukraine.
-Me – the one from Egypt says – I was walking on the pyramids and it threw me there.
-And you ? – Armstrong asks guy from Poland.
-Shit, I don’t know, I’m coming back from the wedding party.
Wife and husband, who can’t have kids, go to the priest and say:
-Father, what should we do to have kids ?
-Go to the sanctuary and light a candle.
After 9 years, the same priest visits them and instead of parents he meets 10 kids and asks one of them:
-Where are your parents ?
-They went to the sanctuary to extinguish the candle.
Some French newspaper announced a competition for the best morning’s description. First place had an author of such statement: “I get up in the morning, eat a breakfast, have a shower, dress up and drive home”.