Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
thewildnath
I already know this with handjob & cheeseburger 
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Polish, German and English meet the devil.
Devil says:
-Jump to that lake and it will become a thing that you will scream during the jump.
Polish jumps and screams: Vodka! Drinks it & dies.
German screams: Frisch Bier! Drinks & dies.
English runs, runs, suddenly he falls and screams: Oh shit!
A woman is waiting for a lift and watching behind his back, he sees a man with his face covered.
She gets in the lift immediately and this man behind her.
Man says to her:
-Down on your knees and do the BJ!
-No, please, no!
He replied, so she did what she had to do.
Suddenly, he uncovers his face and it turns out that it’s her husband and says:
-And what the hell, is it possible somehow ?
On the desert island there was a man, dog and pig.
They lived together for one year time.
A man finally decided to couple with a pig.
But everytime he coupled with a pig, dog bites his ass.
It didn’t help out that he wanted to convince a dog that it’s better with a pig than with a dog.
But some night, he heard woman’s scream.
He ran to the beach and he saved quite good woman.
She says:
-Because you saved me, I will do everything for you.
-Ok, take that dog for a walk.