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thewildnath

June 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm #13017

Haha’ date=’ You post the best ones ” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> [/quote’]

more jokes :

 

 

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.

 

Five Important Qualities

 

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

!!!!!i posted this before but maybe you hadn’t see it!!!!!

 

 

another one a little modified by me :

 

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.”

Jim Bob thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. “Logic?” Bubba says. “What’s that?” The dean says, “I’ll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?” “Yeah.” “Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard.” “That’s true, I do have a yard.” “I’m not done, the dean says. “Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.” “Yes, I do have a house.” “And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.” “I have a family.” “I’m not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.” “Yes, I do have a wife.” “And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.” “I am a heterosexual. That’s amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater.” Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean’s hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar.

He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. “Logic?” Jim Bob says, “What’s that?” Bubba says, “I’ll show you.

Do you have a weed-eater?”

“No.”

“Then you’re a queer.”(homosexual)