Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
new jokes :cheer: :
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company
A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
The man replied, “Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in ….”
1st man: It is sickening the way my wife keps talking about her ex husband..
2nd man: Than’s nothing, mine keps talking about her next husband.
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