Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC
What a joke, cogkicker lol 
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9 AM. Knocking at the door.
A lady opens the door and a guys asks:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
-You dumb – and she pushed the door.
Next day. The same situation.
After 3rd day she has enough and she tells about it to her husband.
-Don’t mind it, tomorrow I have a day off, so we will take care of that.
Next day – 9 AM., knocking at the door.
A husband hides behind the door, his wife opens the door – the same guy here:
-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?
Woman looks at her husband – he’s nodding:
-I have – answers the woman.
-So have a sex with your husband and stay the fuck away from my wife – OK ?
There’s the guy coming to the bar, he wants two glasses of vodka, drinks it… and the bertender says:
-I see that you’re not fine. Tell me what happened, so you will feel better.
-No, it doesn’t matter.
-Come on, tell me, you will feel better.
After a while, he starts talking:
-You know, I have met fucking awesome girl, everything is alright, we came to her home, we started having a sex and then her husband returned ’cause he forgot his laptop. She ordered me to hide on the balcony, so I went there and started hanging like this idiot.
-Ooo, you must have been pissed.
-No, that didn’t piss me. After a while, she started having a sex with him.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that doesn’t piss me! After a while, through the window flies an old condom and lands on my head.
-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.
-No, that didn’t piss me. After a while, her husband goes to the balcony and takes a leak straight on my head.
-Oh shit, you must have been hardly hardly pissed.
-No, that didn’t piss me.
Barman is confused.
-So what pissed you ?
-You know what pissed me ? The fact, that after all I looked down and I found out that I have one meter to the ground.