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Recruit went to a draft board. After examining, sexologist invited him for conversation. He drew a circle and asked:

-What is it ?

-Naked woman…

He drew a square:

-And this ?

-He, he, that’s a naked woman…

Finally, he drew a triangle.

-And what about this ? Look properly.

-Naked woman, too…

-Sir, you’re perverted…

-Me ? But who drew these naked women ?

 

 

Situated in the shop. There’s a six year old boy and his father standing in the queue. In front of them there’s very fat woman standing – weighting at least 150 kilos. Son says to his father:

-Dad, look at this woman – she’s so faaaat…

Dad went red, he felt silly and said:

-My son, you can’t say about people like this.

-But she’s so faaat… I’ve never seen such a fat woman.

-That’s good, but it’s not kind to say about people like this.

At this moment her mobile phone rings pi, pi, pi…

And son says, frightened:

-Dad, watch out! She’s gonna reverse!

 

 

-Dad, in TV they said that alcohol’s prices will be risen. Does this mean that you will drink less ?

-No, that means, that you will eat less…

 

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