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You want your mum jokes ? So here they’re!

[spoiler:293j31f5]Your mum is ironing a lawn with a kettle.

Your mum is driving through a forest using a lift.

Your mum is cutting bread with her elbow.

Your mum is bitting her own teeth.

Watch out, the best -> Your mum has a stall on Allegro.

Your mum is so fat, that when she falls from bed, she does it from both sides of the bed.

Your mum is clapping with her forehead.

Your mum is so fat, that when she was going to school, she was sitting next to everyone.

Your mum is a priest.

Your mum has no eyebrows.

Your mum is buying Skype.

Your mum is a pope.

Your mum is eating a soup using a fan.

Your mum is sleeping on the wall.

Your mum is driving a tank inside a barn.

Your mum is cutting her nails using a glass.

Your mum is carrying electricity in a bucket.

Your mum is given the presents on father’s day.

Your mum is shining in the darkness.

Your mum is barking on the trains.

Your mum is chasing her own tail.

Your mum is so fat, that when she goes to the cinema, she gets a group discount.

Your mum is so stupid, that he goes to the cinema with her remote control.

Your mum is eating rice without boiling.

Your mum is stealing candles from the cemeteries.

Your mum is dividing numbers through zero.

Your mum went through Need For Speed on foot.

Your mum is sitting on the doormat and scratching the doors.

Your mum is a gate on funerals.

Your mum is playing piano a capella; (it’s without music).

Your mum is replying spam.

Your mum is laundering clothes in Styx.

Your mum is from Tartar.

Your mum is drinking water from an ironing machine.

Your mum burned Rome.

Your mum is pouring water into an acid.

Your mum crossed Rubikon.

Your mum is ironing before doing the laundering.

Your mum passed her driving licence test on dinosaurs.

Your mum is putting ads on Mendeleyev’s Table.

Your mum watches porn videos till the end, ’cause she thinks that they will end up with the wedding.

Your mum is so big, so when she sees The Eiffel Tower, she thinks that it’s a toothpick.[/spoiler:293j31f5]