Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.

 

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”

 

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.

 

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

 

Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” ” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

 

 

Wife: “What are you doing?”

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage

certificate for an hour.”

Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.” ” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

 

some ‘yo mama jokes’

yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning ” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> inch:

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yea, let’s go bury it!”

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she’s on both side of the family.