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Desert in Africa. Four black guys are carrying white in a horrible heat. Suddenly, one of them (black) falls. White says:

-Damn, again that flat tyre!

 

 

Supermarket. A women with a little child, who is screaming horribly, enters one of the shops. This child wants sth to drink. Women says:

-Be quiet, people are staring at us.

Child is screaming a bit more. Woman says again:

-I’ve said – be quiet!

Child is screaming horribly. Some guy arrives and asks:

-Your child is thirsty, isn’t it ?

-Yes, it does.

-So buy a watermelon; kid will eat sth and won’t be thirsty.

Woman says:

-You know what ? Fuck your dick with your feet, so you’ll fuck and dance!

 

 

Teacher asks young John:

-Clean the blackboard, will you ?

-No way!

-Clean it now!

-All right. Where’s the rug ?

-Look somewhere in the cupboard.

In the meantime, teacher says to the class:

-My lovely kids, what would you write on my grave, if I’ll die ?

John found the rug and says:

-Ah, here’s that rug hidden!

 

 

-This doctor is incredible! In a few seconds he healed my wife from all her health troubles.

-But how ?

-He said that these are the symptoms of incoming old age…