Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

 

 

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “Great” he said,

“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

 

 

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes balistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?”

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…..”

 

 

Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?”

Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”

 

 

Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it.

He said, “Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?”