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” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″> morning people!

 

A boss and two employees are sent away for a on-site work. At lunch time, they have a break, buy food and

go to eat it in a beautyful public park.

 

Between the grass, one of them notices a old brass lamp, like the one described in kids stories.

He grabs it shouting “look at it, it’s like the aladino’s fable one!”

 

So they all start arguing if there is a Genius in it or not, and after a little while, decided to rub it.

 

A big, old, tired Genius with a long white beard appears, and with a calm, slow-paced voice he started to explain to them

to be over 1000 years old, and this one will be the last time he can appear, and he can only fullfill 3 wishes, and

because they are 3 people, they can ask only one wish for each.

 

Incredulous, the first employee says he liked to be on a tropical beach with a cool drink.

The Genius snaps his fingers, and the employee suddenly disappears in a colorful cloud with a “poof” sound.

 

The second employee, astounded and wondered, asks excitedly : “me too! …and with a beautyful blonde woman, and

I also want to be rich!”

Again, the Genius snaps his fingers, and the second employee suddenly disappears in a colorful cloud with a “poof” sound,

and then, looking the boss in his eyes, the Genius asks him what he desired the most, before he can finally disappear forever.

 

The boss thinks a little, then replies to the Genius : “For the end of the lunch break, those two morons should be back on the job.”