Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

Serial killer takes a woman to the forest. She screams:

-What a dusky and dark forest. I’m afraid very much!

Killer:

-What should I say ? I will return alone…

 

 

-I want to speak to the manager!

-He’s not there.

-I have seen him a while ago!

-He has seen you, too.

 

 

After a mass, John talks to the priest:

-Your talking was fucking good.

-Son, you can’t talk like that.

-But your talking was really fucking good.

-Son, stop if you can!

-It was so fucking good, that I decided to give 500$ for the church.

-Bullshit.

 

 

-What’s the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit ?

-A Bucket.