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desert-island jokes:

 

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “Iâââ‰â¢m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

 

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There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 French men and 1 French woman

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 German men and 1 German woman

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 English men and 1 English woman

âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Macedonian men and 1 Macedonian woman.

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One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere…

âââ¬Ã¢ The first Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a “menage a trois”.

âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

âââ¬Ã¢ The Macedonian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Macedonian woman and started swimming.