Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

Man on the desert island pulls a girl out of the water, who swimmed to the shore by holding a barrel.

-You live here long, don’t you ?

-For 15 years.

-Alone ?

-Yes.

-Now you will have this, which you missed the most – she said.

-You ain’t serious! Is there a beer in that barrel ?

 

 

There’s a block of flats burning. People are on the roof. A hero was down there and he screams: “Jump!”. First person jumped. Hero caught her and set on the ground. Second one did the same. He caught her and set on the ground. Third one is a black man. Hero didn’t catch him and he hit the ground. At the end, hero said:

-Don’t through the burnt ones!

 

 

Rich man is driving a limousine. He sees a poor guy eating the grass. He asks him:

-Why do you eat grass ?

-Ahhh, I’m hungry and I don’t have money to buy food.

-So get in, I’ll take you to my house.

Poor guy thought about his family and asks:

-Can I take kids with me ?

-Let them get in.

-And wife ?

-OK, but quick.

-Parents ?

-Hey, I don’t have such a big lawn…

 

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