Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

Woman needs 4 animals: fox in the wardrobe, jaguar in the garage, tiger in the bedroom and a donkey who will pay for that.

Scientists have invented the machine, which makes a ‘bzzz’ beep when someone lies.

There are three women coming: blonde, brunette and red.

Brunette enters a facility when the device is and says:

-I think that I’m beautiful – BZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Red enters:

-I think that I’m wise – BZZZZZZ!!!!

Blonde enters:

-I’m thinking… – BZZZZ!!!!

Woman is driving a motorbike through the city. Suddenly, policeman arrives and blocks her way.

He says:

-Why have you put a cap instead a helmet on ?

-Because I did a test – I threw a helmet from 20th floor and it crashed, and then cap, but it was unharmed.