Reply To: Re: JOKES TOPIC

please read the last 2 posts because i think there are the best jokes here ” data-emoticon=”” srcset=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x” width=”20″ height=”20″>

ok ,new jokes:

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were

asked if they would ever sleep with President

Clinton. 60% said, ‘Never again!’

 

 

Teacher: What makes you see?

Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.

Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?

Bobyjack: It’s to hold my glasses!!!

 

 

Teacher:Children nothing is impossible!

A Student:Sir,then take out the tooth paste from the tube and put it back!!!

 

 

yo mama hope you like them if not just tell me)

 

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn’t lift her soul to heaven.

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

my idea(not really…):Yo Mama is so slow when she was driving she got a parking ticket.