QuoteSomeone might get a heart attack because of these  :lol:  I nearly fell of my chair  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

it was 2-3 years before but i think it happened to me too  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

QuoteThanks' date=' Samo and Nathan, just as I thought   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">  . Guess I'm gonna have to ask my cousin to lend his XBOX to me sometime   <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"> [/quote']

OR if you have a good internet connection you can try OnLive.com but if you want to really play you need to pay




but they don't have Battlefield...

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QuoteCrAzY3AGLE, is there a version of Battlefield Bad Company 1 for PC? Or is it only for XBOX 360? I'd really love to play that since BFBC2 was amazing and if I'm not mistaken, a sequel to the 1st part. 




By the way, it's nice to see you drop by every once in a while  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

I asked Mr.Google and it says there is no BBC 1 for PC...  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

I see you really like shooters and action games  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

ok guys.Thanks for telling me  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




i won't buy it because the multiplayer was the main reason i wanted the game.....  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/sad@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




i forgot to say i like strategy games too,especialy city builders....so i really like all types of game  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




i didn't play the witcher I  ,but i would like to play it

i was thinking that everybody is asking "what does Thewildnath play?" ,so those are some of the games i like:




-GTA series




-Just Cause series




-Saint's Row series




-Mafia series




-Assassins Creed series




-Batman Arkham City




-The Elder Scrolls series




-The Witcher II




-Minecraft




-Fallout 3 & NV




-Two Words II




-Gothic 3




-Burnout Paradise & 3 Takedown




-The Godfather Ii-it's a funny game




-The Saboteur




etc.




and i want to buy:




-Battlefield 3




-L.A. Noir




-The Sims 3(yes...)


 




i play all kinds of games but i posted just open word games(  :s illy: )

Quotemy favorite sport is lifting of cup and pitching cigarette stub

haha  :lol:




my favourite sport is pressing the mouse ....




actualy i like sking,tennis and riding the bicicle

desert-island jokes:


 




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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Iâââ‰â¢m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."


 




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There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 French men and 1 French woman




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 German men and 1 German woman




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 English men and 1 English woman




âââ¬Ã¢ 2 Macedonian men and 1 Macedonian woman.




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One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere...




âââ¬Ã¢ The first Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.




âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".




âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.




âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.




âââ¬Ã¢ The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.




âââ¬Ã¢ The Macedonian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Macedonian woman and started swimming.

thanks a lot both of you!




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QuoteHa' date='you are bored Cole i can tell [/quote']

he is  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/wink@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 




i have a Nokia C5-03




lags at everything but now  i use it just for calls.....

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A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."




The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."




The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.




The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."




The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.




The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."




The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."




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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.




Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.




When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"




His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."




"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy.




A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad.




"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"




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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.




The boy asked, "What is this Father?"




The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."




While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.




They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.




Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.




The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....




"Go get your Mother."




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QuoteI didn't know that you play such games  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">

i play minecraft a lot  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">




now i am a bit bored of it but i'm sure i will start playing a lot....




btw....i just tried to play Slender but i couldn't take it for more than 2 minutes......my hart was going to blow....really

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thanks, i will try it  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">