[align=center:2unt107p]Not a joke a reality[/align:2unt107p]


 




[align=center:2unt107p]Life is a sexually transmitted disease which we never get out alive
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Welcome amoung us Mat, make yourself at home. :cheer:

All of those are in our download section , sir.


 




http://www.mafiascene.net/downloads/vie ... iles-setup


 




make a search by mooder: eXistenZ34'

It took Mike over 4 months to make to convert it for mafia 1, It LPG unit that make it into a GTA car.

Last night i had my grand son with me, he's 8 and he tell me that joke, but he told me to use my imagination to picture the story.


 




On the small Creek Trail, suddenly an accident, two turtles that were rolling at full speed are collided.




Officer Jack Rabbit was send to the scene to enquire. Jack was looking to find out what happend he saw a snail shaking on a leave


 




He approach the snail and ask him did you see what happend


 




The snail to respond NO damn it happend so fast....  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"><img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"><img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"><img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20"><img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

gee why transform yourself into a flyby

Mafiascene.com is dead, here is Mafiascene.net and i would like you to explain to me why that joke on your profil:


 


 




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the jury still delibarate on that  :whistle:  :whistle:  :whistle:  :whistle:

A consigliere is the only position in the Mafia that can be hold by a non italian and it can be hold by a corrupt police officer.

probably, your not italian or sicilian and your not in the Mafia

I remember reading a story where a mob had tyo do a kill before going to the hospital to see his son birth


 




I thinks it  "Big Sal" Miciotta, in an unraveling a story of adultery, drugs, high-power crime, and a crooked gasoline scheme that earned the mob millions of dollars a week, this is the story of why Larry 'Champagne' Carrozza got popped. Narrated by Steve Schirippa.

and you die if you don't follow them.

hey I don't need your help, just manage your little wold




next time you will still stay put. I'm having it with you locking people topic

would you mind your own business, your posting for nothing...

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[align=center:3rrmu509]The amazing hit from the world's oldest rock band and most unlikely global superstars - The Zimmers - with a 90-year-old lead singer and a combined age of more than 3,000. This cover of The Who's My Generation is filmed in the Beatles' studio at Abbey Road. This is the band that showed the world that you're never too old to rock...


 




*** The Zimmers story ***


 




BBC documentary-maker Tim Samuels set out to make a film about how badly the elderly are treated in Britain - and decides to form a band with the lonely old people he finds in care homes, tower blocks and bingo halls. No-one takes Samuels' idea seriously until he comes across record label owner Neil Reed - and U2 producer Mike Hedges - who believe that the elderly should be given a voice and manage to get access to the Beatles' old studio at Abbey Road.


 




On a magical day, the 40 old people - who have no musical background - come together at Abbey Road to record their version of The Who's 'My Generation', with 90-year-old Alf belting out the lead vocals.


 




Overnight, Alf, 99-year-old Winnie, 100-year-old Buster and the rest of the band become global sensations. Their video goes to number one on YouTube, media from more than 50 countries demand interviews and they fly over to LA to appear on the biggest chat show alongside Hollywood's biggest star George Clooney.


 




*** See The Zimmers films ***


 




The original award-winning documentary film which formed the Zimmers is now available to see at:


 









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And the follow up "The Zimmers Go To Hollywood" when they smash up the Graham Norton dressing room and then fly over to LA to appear on the biggest chat show alongside Hollywood's biggest star George Clooney is at:


 









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