Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Cole Phelps

646
Mod Help / Re: Trees Mod easy to undo?
April 12, 2012, 01:16:55 PM
Hmmm, inside this mod there are just BMP files (Maps folder) and 4DS files (Models folder) - they're responsible for changing colours of trees.
647
Real Mob Stories / 10 commendements of the Mafia
April 12, 2012, 01:05:08 PM
But I'm honest policeman and not a corrupted one  :cool:
648
Real Mob Stories / 10 commendements of the Mafia
April 12, 2012, 12:59:24 PM
Policeman can't be in Mafia :lol:
649
Mod Help / Re: Trees Mod easy to undo?
April 12, 2012, 12:57:17 PM
You mean Mafia Trees Project Mod ?
650
Gameplay Help / Re: Mafia 1 FR Safe Parking
April 12, 2012, 12:52:32 PM
Unfortunately, the only safe parking lots are in the town. You can leave your car in the town anywhere you want, but if you get too much cars, the first one you got will disappear.


 


 


 




The best thing to prevent from losing cars is saving game before going to the countryside.
651
Real Mob Stories / 10 commendements of the Mafia
April 12, 2012, 12:46:28 PM
Nice find, Crazy  :cool:  However, some of them sound strange to me.
652
Do you think it's a fault of an author of this mod ?  :cool:
653
Real Mob Stories / Ten Commandments of The Mafia 9/9
April 11, 2012, 07:50:52 PM
It wasn't to you, it was to Marlboro  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
654
Real Mob Stories / Ten Commandments of The Mafia 9/9
April 11, 2012, 07:39:54 PM
Please hold on, you trying to press on Administration ?
655
Mod Help / Adding rain to Mafia 1
April 11, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
Haha John, there's a script for that. More on Mafia Pub


 




You need to know Russian language  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
657
And what about DDS and PSO files ? What to do with them ?
658
General, Off Topic / Re: JOKES TOPIC
April 11, 2012, 01:18:16 PM
What a joke, cogkicker lol  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">


 


 


 




9 AM. Knocking at the door.




A lady opens the door and a guys asks:




-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?




-You dumb - and she pushed the door.




Next day. The same situation.




After 3rd day she has enough and she tells about it to her husband.




-Don't mind it, tomorrow I have a day off, so we will take care of that.




Next day - 9 AM., knocking at the door.




A husband hides behind the door, his wife opens the door - the same guy here:




-Excuse me, do you have a pussy ?




Woman looks at her husband - he's nodding:




-I have - answers the woman.




-So have a sex with your husband and stay the fuck away from my wife - OK ?


 


 


 




There's the guy coming to the bar, he wants two glasses of vodka, drinks it... and the bertender says:




-I see that you're not fine. Tell me what happened, so you will feel better.




-No, it doesn't matter.




-Come on, tell me, you will feel better.




After a while, he starts talking:




-You know, I have met fucking awesome girl, everything is alright, we came to her home, we started having a sex and then her husband returned 'cause he forgot his laptop. She ordered me to hide on the balcony, so I went there and started hanging like this idiot.




-Ooo, you must have been pissed.




-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, she started having a sex with him.




-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.




-No, that doesn't piss me! After a while, through the window flies an old condom and lands on my head.




-Ooo, you must have been hardly pissed.




-No, that didn't piss me. After a while, her husband goes to the balcony and takes a leak straight on my head.




-Oh shit, you must have been hardly hardly pissed.




-No, that didn't piss me.




Barman is confused.




-So what pissed you ?




-You know what pissed me ? The fact, that after all I looked down and I found out that I have one meter to the ground.
659
Mod Help / Scripts from Mafia Pub
April 10, 2012, 02:34:55 PM
Thanks very much for your help, +1  <img src="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile.png" alt="" data-emoticon="" srcset="/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/smile@2x.png 2x" width="20" height="20">
660
Cheat commands in Mafia are in Czech :cheer: