eXistenZ34


 




That's the easiest way to launch it. Just press dot or coma on your keyboard...

eXistenZ34


 




Siren and beacon in police car are also available after pressing . (dot) or , (coma)

Desert in Africa. Four black guys are carrying white in a horrible heat. Suddenly, one of them (black) falls. White says:




-Damn, again that flat tyre!


 


 




Supermarket. A women with a little child, who is screaming horribly, enters one of the shops. This child wants sth to drink. Women says:




-Be quiet, people are staring at us.




Child is screaming a bit more. Woman says again:




-I've said - be quiet!




Child is screaming horribly. Some guy arrives and asks:




-Your child is thirsty, isn't it ?




-Yes, it does.




-So buy a watermelon; kid will eat sth and won't be thirsty.




Woman says:




-You know what ? Fuck your dick with your feet, so you'll fuck and dance!


 


 




Teacher asks young John:




-Clean the blackboard, will you ?




-No way!




-Clean it now!




-All right. Where's the rug ?




-Look somewhere in the cupboard.




In the meantime, teacher says to the class:




-My lovely kids, what would you write on my grave, if I'll die ?




John found the rug and says:




-Ah, here's that rug hidden!


 


 




-This doctor is incredible! In a few seconds he healed my wife from all her health troubles.




-But how ?




-He said that these are the symptoms of incoming old age...

Very interesting finding. +1

Jokes told by my history teacher.


 




Reagan and Gorbatchov were running around the stadium. Reagan came first, Gorbatchov was second. And how the press described it ? Reagan was first from the beginning, and Gorbatchov was first from the end.


 




Another one


 




What Polish was doing in early morning in 80s ?




He was standing in the queue.


 




What American did in early morning in 80s ?




He called his bank to find out how much money he had.


 




And what Russian did in early morning in 80s ?




He stuck his medals from his pyjama to his uniform.


 




And the last one - found by me


 




Dad with his son went for a walk to the forest. Suddenly, his son saw a hedgehog in a grass. He asked dad if he can take it home. Dad agreed and he took animal home. During winter, he was feeding a hedgehog and giving him sth to drink. And when the spring came, a horn grew on its forehead and he flew away through opened window. Now it was clear that son brought from the forest not a hedgehog, but the hell knows what :lol:

Yes, very good and maybe even the best for main page.

It rather was  :lol: I'll ask him for trainer some time.

Ain't that just like a Bit Defender...


 




I've heard plenty opinions about it... and most of them are negative. This AV is not good.


 




I've read somewhere that this program was moving to chest important system files couple of years ago and he couldn't restore them. These who didn't get the patch fixing this issue, were to reinstall OS.


 




And about the Injector, I'm trying to use it, copy the right files into the right place and it doesn't work ? Do you or anyone else know how to use it ?

That's good with this bibles selling guys.

eXistenZ34


 




This Free Ride you showed us it's similar to Redemption Mod. It's Free Ride Mod, but Henry is Capo and gives you extra tasks and pays you off.

Visit Multiplayer page on YT http://www.youtube.com/user/Mafia2Multiplayer

Welcome to Mafia Scene!

Quotethe free ride v2.2 is like a dlc

another question...




do you know how to make mafia 2 first person? i have a mod but i don't know how to use it


 




FPShooter v0.5




by




Arbitrarymobster


 




Install file into sdstablestables.sds using your favorite sds tool.

 




You mean walking with FPShooter, right ?


 




Try this http://www.speedyshare.com/files/261813 ... er_FPV.rar

I haven't used damage mod. Sorry, but I don't really know how effect he takes and why he doesn't work, too.

There are lots of Free Ride Mod. I can post some of them right now.


 




*Free Ride mod by zahar999




http://narod.ru/disk/33551736001/Freeri ... I.rar.html


 




Includes prison, Eric's Apt., Slaughterhouse and many more. U should check it out.


 




*Free Ride v2.2




http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/mafi ... 39235.html


 




Similar to above, but has less places to visit.


 




*Load Chapter Mod by Rick




http://blog.gib.me/2010/08/29/mafia-ii- ... apter-mod/


 




Apart from Free Ride, you can load part of any mission from basic version.


 




I think that's all. Cheers  :cool: